I just got a very funny e-mail from one of my MIS students and i would like to share that with you lot...its is soooooooo funny.
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/*C Program to Propose a girl*/
#include
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); _/* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
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See people.... C helps...
Take it easy!
2 comments:
He he Monsieur,
try proposing a gurl in C language and lets see if she can get through it....
HAHAHAHAHA
HOHOHOHOHO
HIHIHIHIHI
Lol! Does it sound something like this?
"When I see you, my head goes void. My ifstream and ofstream stop. When you talk, it sounds like the system bell (!). Your pure form is that of a beautifully indented program!"
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